Written by Kid Icarus

Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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Bailey-Jay Granger after medical therapy.

British Prime Minister David Cameron has denied having an affair with a famous internet model named Bailey-Jay Granger and said he would resign if he was caught lying about it.

Mr Cameron who is well known for trying to build an uncommon personality with the media refused to answer direct questions concerning the allegations.

Bailey-Jay Granger the steamy and sexy porn actress was born in Richmond, Virgina on November 5th 1988 and she has been seducing well respected men the likes of Mr. Cameron. She has a twitter account and goes by the name "Baileyjay88."

Mr Cameron said that if someone asked had he had "a spicy or more than spicy" relationship with this young lady, his answer would be "absolutely not even though she is very pink".

"I have sworn this on the honor of my children," he told reporters in London. Mr Cameron, is under pressure to explain his relationship with the seductress, an aspiring model.

His wife, announced earlier this month that she was divorcing him if it was true of the relationship when he had attended Ms Granger's 20th birthday party and given her an expensive necklace.

"I cannot remain with a man who consorts with freaks," she said. Mr Cameron said he had only gone to Ms Granger's party because he happened to be in the area that day and was an old family friend.

But photographs later emerged of them together at several social events when she was 19. The prime minister also confirmed that she had stayed at his villa in Spain when he was getting treatment at a local hospital for hemorrhoids.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Affair, Transsexual

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