Tiki Gets Shaggy with his Babysitter, Claims: "It wasn't me!"

Written by Cuff

Thursday, 8 April 2010

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Let's get to the bottom of this Tiki!

Tiki Barber the ex NFL NY Giant and current television midget is testing the adage of 'blood is thicker than water' by tossing his twin brother Ronde under the babysitter bus.

Recent news has revealed that Tiki was prowling in Tiger's woods with the blonde babysitter for the past two years playing 'girls gone wild' on the woman's campus, buying her roses and lavishing expensive gifts.

Reports of the incident tried to imply the newscast wannabe was leaving his wife, eight months pregnant with twins, but Tiki has set the record straight. In a press conference to promote his new line of children's books Tiki officially denied the woman's claims and with his pregnant wife of 12 years by his side said that it was all a case of mistaken identity and there is no need for reconciliation since it was his twin who had the torrid affair.

However, I intercepted a taped recording of a conversation between Tiki and his twin Ronde which seems to add doubt as to his intent.

Tiki began the exchange. "My girl just caught me creeping with the babysitter next door. Picture this we were both butt naked creeping on the bathroom floor."

Ronde. "You let her catch you? You better watch your back before she turn into a killer. To be a true player you got to know how to play. "

Tiki responded with. "But she caught me on the counter….banging on the sofa…even caught me on camera…saw the marks on my shoulder…"

Ronde's response. "Say it wasn't you. If she say night convince her its day."

Ronde accepted full responsibility for the incident and apologized for his misbehaving. "My brother is a good father and husband and doesn't deserve this negative attention."

When asked what possessed him, Ronde that is, to be creepin with someone so close to his brother. "What do you mean? It wasn't me either."

We should all have twins it would make life so much fun.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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