Another Wronged Woman Hits Out At Ryan Giggs

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Tuesday, 7 June 2011

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Shamed Man Utd player Ryan Giggs is facing more criticism in the media after his second cousin's wife Rhondda Evans told a tabloid that she had been forced to undertake intensive counselling after realising that she was one of the few female relations that Giggs allegedly hadn't slept with.

The 37 year old Welsh international has been the focus of intense media attention following reports that he had not only had an alleged affair with former Miss Wales Imogen Thomas but also his brother Rhodri's wife, Natasha.

A clearly distraught Rhondda Evans made a statement from the exclusive Mellor Make Well Home, which is situated deep in the heart of the Welsh countryside :

"I can confirm rumours that I am currently undertaking a course of deep psychological massaging which has the main aim of restoring my low esteem.

"The revelation that I am one of the few of Ryan's relatives that he hasn't had an affair with has been devastating to say the least and at the moment it is touch and go whether I will ever fully recover".

Giggs was unavailable for comment.

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