Using "Too Fat For 40" -- 'Cop Out' Director Kevin Smith's hysterical 40th birthday celebration, filmed at the Count Basie Theater in Red Bank, NJ-- as a lure, three Hollywood movie studios, 50+ years removed from their heyday, will promote EPIXHD,...
Only two days after Telegraph.co.uk reported on its website that in November the Polish town Swiebodzin will finish building the 33 meters high statue of Jesus Christ, Access Hollywood revealed on Wednesday that the effigy has already attracted the f...
Hollywood was abuzz today with renewed gossip about the First Lady's rumoured split with self absorbed husband, Barry, after pictures of Michelle sitting on George Clooney's lap were leaked on Twitter! Clooney, visiting the White House unescorted...
Back during the last years of glorious Wwii, the Department of War filmed a series of movies entitled "Why We Fight." They showed the Germans rounding up millions of Jews and killing them. The purpose of the movies was to enrage the American GI's a...
Hollywood insiders have been amazed by the news that the forthcoming movie of JRR Tolkien's The Hobbit will cost £315m - a world record. The planned four-hour epic, to be shot in 3D, will be in two episodes and easily outstrips the £177m spent on...
Much-loved and respected Kiwi actor Sam Neill has stepped into the row brewing between the New Zealand government and film unions over the on-off movie, The Hobbit. The prequel to the tremendously successful Lord of the Rings trilogy is under thre...
Hollywood big-wigs have today announced they will stop making pointless films and concentrate more on movies with a real moral message. Speaking at a press conference in Scronge, movie boss Arthur Mullard said "It's time to stop financing crap an...
The illustrious clergyman, Pastor Terry Jones, who recently threatened to burn Qurans to 'send a message' to Islam, is being sought to play "Poopdeck Pappy," Popeye's crusty father, in a remake of 1980's "Popeye" movie. "HE'S PERFECT," shouted pro...
HOLLYWOOD - Candlelight Motion Pictures in association with Miramix Pictures has just announced that they will begin filming the sequel to the Justin Bieber - Miranda Cosgrove movie, The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires entitled, The Pre-Tee...
I foresee the day when Hollywood, which currently has nothing to offer except warmed over repition, will have to change. Otherwise, moviegoers will wake up and grow weary of the lack of ingenuity and this onslaught of formulaic filmmaking. But I think I may have come up with the greatest, and at the same time the worst, idea that will save the industry. It's quite simple, really. Instead of...
Newly released movie, The Human Centipede, directed by some off the wall Dutch geezer named Six, has been branded "SICK SICK SICK!" by members of the Gosport Ladies Sewing Circle. "It's just SICK SICK SICK!" fumed Nellie Wainwright of Rowner. "In...
Following the runaway success of James Cameron's 'Titanic' which saw Leonardo DiCaprio slowly sinking into the icy waters of the north Atlantic, and the somewhat less spectacular success of 'Titanic II' (similar to the first one, but with bargain bas...
Last weekend, movie star Sylvester Stallone took over the box office with his new movie, "The Expendables." Then on Thursday, he and fellow cast members -- Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, and Terry Crews -- took over the New York Stock Exchange, maki...
The Spoof is pleased to bring to you three film sequels that spent time in the pipelines but never managed to materialise... Titanic 2 Plot Jack was last seen slipping beneath the waves at the end of the first film. However, in the sequel, it would be revealed that Jack washed up on an iceberg where he survived for two weeks. After being picked up by a fishing boat and taken (finally) to...
That was the no-holds-barred approach taken by Sylvester Stallone, facing a box office challenge over the weekend. His action flick, "The Expendables," turned out to be U. S. box office champ, grossing an estimated $35 million. The weekend tak...
The latest film being made in the UK, by 'Connumall Films Ltd', is being produced at Westminster, with external shoots in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Brussels. The producer is The Rt Hon David Cameron MP, who got his acting skills at Eton. The lead is to be played by The Rt Hon Nick (in-at-last)Clegg MP. The Director, The Rt Hon William Hague MP, who years ago directed another disaster mov...
HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con has finally made a movie. After going for two years without appearing in a film, the little lost girl known as LiLo will be portraying the very talented Linda Lovelace in Matthew Wilder's Inferno: A Linda Lovelac...
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