Hollywood was abuzz today with renewed gossip about the First Lady's rumoured split with self absorbed husband, Barry, after pictures of Michelle sitting on George Clooney's lap were leaked on Twitter!
Clooney, visiting the White House unescorted while Barry was out on the links putting around, was said to have had over 3 hours of private conversations with the fist lady planning her future after the 2012 Presidential Elections and shortly before her marriage contract runs out in which she promised to stick with Barry "until the shit hits the fan."
The unique pre nuptials were said to be hammered out shortly before Obama decided to run for President when he was afraid Michelle would leave him in the middle of his campaign leaving him vulnerable to charges that he was a
'closet gay community organizer."
Movie Mogul insiders say the story of Michelle going "Hollywood" are not that far fetched. "Ever since Pam Grier turned 60, there hasn't been a powerful black action chick to take over in the Sexploition Film Genre for African American Males. Michelle's got the biceps, which she accentuates in her designer dress, she's got that intense angry look, and as Barry can tell you, she certainly has the ass for it!"
Clooney, emerging from the meeting looking slightly worse for wear, looked physically and mentally fatigued, and issued a terse 'no comment' when asked if he was considering Michelle for his 2013 Re Release of "Zulu."
The picture, to be produced by Oliver Stone, is a remake with a twist where reportedly 26 Zulu Warriors headed by an African Warrior Goddess take out a Division of Green Berets who try to overthrow the Uganda government of David Mugabe.
Keeping with the Stone tradition of glorifying Communist Dictators, the Green Berets are thwarted in their attempt to steal all the oil, diamonds, natural gas, and the crown jewels from the Uganda Utopia, and will reportedly be filmed in downtown Detroit in order to provide life like realism to the drama of destruction in the film's dramatic conclusion.
According to a screen writer working on the still unfinished script, there will be some nudity but it will be limited to scenes of a nude Michelle leaning over a kitchen sink in order to appeal to some UK viewers that have what is simply being called "an arse fetish."