Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 5 September 2010

image for Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove To Film "The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires: Buzzz-Buzzz Went The School Bell"
Taylor Momsen goes through two lipsticks a day.

HOLLYWOOD - Candlelight Motion Pictures in association with Miramix Pictures has just announced that they will begin filming the sequel to the Justin Bieber - Miranda Cosgrove movie, The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires entitled, The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires: Buzzz-Buzzz Went The School Bell.

The film will be directed by the award winning director Sheboygan Saddlewood, who this year was nominated for an Oscar for his Sandra Bullock, Britney Spears, Ashlee Simpson movie The Lesbian Lip Syncers From Tierra Del Fuego.

Saddlewood said that when he heard about the sequel he jumped on it immediately because he truly enjoyed working both with Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove.

He stated that he has never worked with two more polite and truly professional young teens before.

He pointed out that a few months ago he had the opportunity to direct Taylor Momsen in the outer space thriller, The Meteor Bitch From Mercury, but passed on the film when he learned that Taylor "The Troublemaker" Momsen was going to be playing the lead role.

Saddlewood said that there are several things about Momsen that he cannot stand. First of all she wears enough makeup for the entire Los Angeles Laker Girls cheerleading squad.

Secondly, she is so conceited she makes Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter seem like a Boston nun. And thirdly, she is always walking around spitting on the floor.

Saddlewood said that in the film Bieber will portray Count Alfred The Gypsy Prince of The Land of Tambourine. Miranda, who stars on TV's iCarly, will be portraying Empress Emily The Magnificent Maven of All Things Mystical, Magical, and Musical.

Justin and Miranda have written two songs especially for the movie. The two songs are "I Love You So Much I'll Even Bite Your Eyebrows," and "The Bite May Hurt A Little Bit, But The Teeth Marks Should Disappear In About Two To Three Days."

To view some unbelievably closeup photos of Taylor Momsen wearing a pound of makeup while having lunch at a Jack-in-The-Box in Pomona go to www.taylormomsemlookslikeafriggincircusclown.yuc

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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