Townsend Tennessee residents are disheartened and alarmed that the town's local pest and American Idol first round loser, Clemmie Cockerell failed to win the singing competition on pity alone so they can have "a little peace and quiet around these pa...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, who has remarked that he watched American Idol along with his wife and daughters Malia and Sasha revealed that he voted for Adam Lambert. He smiled and stated that his wife planned on voting for Kris Alle...
BEVERLY HILLS, California - Simon Cowell, owner of 19th Hole Productions has said that he will be producing a single which will be recorded by the runners up of "Britain's Got Talent," "American Idol," and "Dancing With The Stars." Cowell said he...
HOLLYWOOD - Katrina Darrell, aka "Bikini Girl" has admitted that yes, she has in fact asked American Idol winner, ah make that runnerup, Adam Lambert, to marry her. Kit Kat as her grandmother calls her said that she was sitting at a Chick Fil-A in...
ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Once again the little anvil-looking state of Arkansas has shown everyone that its citizens are all definitely 'Team Players,' who not only vote, but vote over, and over, and, over employing their patented Arkansas Power-Voting...
London, England - Susan Boyle, the Scottish internet sensation watched by millions of people around the world, lost "Britain's Got Talent". Boyle came in second to a dance group called "Diversity" which won the title and 100,000 pounds or 159,000 dol...
LONDON - American Idol runnerup Adam Lambert has just announced that he has been asked to join one of the greatest rock and roll bands of all time, Led Zeppelin. The band has been wanting to tour for the past twenty years but lead singer Robert Pl...
HOLLYWOOD - Katrina Darrell, better known as Bikini Girl was singing her heart out on Mariah Carey's song "Vision Of Love" on the season finale of American Idol when judge Kara DioGuardi walked out on stage behind her (and upstaged her). Bikini Gi...
Forget Israel and the Palestinians, and pay no heed to the war in the Congo, there is a full-scale war going on behind the scenes and in front of the cameras on American Idol. This follows after Kara DioGuardi or 'the new judge' as everyone refers...
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, London - HRH Queen Elizabeth has announced that she would like to step aside so that American Idol Adam Lambert can be the frontman for the Royal Family of Great Britain and the Commonwealth of Nations. The official word from th...
HOLLYWOOD - In what one Hollywood reporter described as being the most intense catfight since the Katie Couric - Paris Hilton hair-pulling, fingernail-scratching altercation back in early December, Katrina Darrell, better known as Bikini Girl jumped...
Following his shock win in American Idol, Kris Allen has called on his British fans to vote for Susan Boyle on the UK's X Factor. He said that he felt it was his 'duty' to promote the Irish singer now that he had won his competition. Kris was ful...
In an unprecedented move, Simon Cowell has refused to renew the contracts of Paula Abdul, Kara DioGuardi and Randy Jackson for the 9th Season of the hugely popular reality show, American Idol. This follows after Kris Allen was named the new American...
HOLLYWOOD - Tatiana Del Toro, the 23-year-old Puerto Rican Singing Drama Queen was back on the American Idol stage for the 'Finale Show.' "Tater Tat" as she was nicknamed by Paris Hilton sat in the audience and was called up to receive an award fo...
HOLLYWOOD - Katrina Darrell, aka Bikini Girl was back strutting her feminine stuff on the American Idol stage. The 21-year-old pride of Chino Hills, California left little to the imagination as she paraded around in a bikini swimsuit that looked l...
HOLLYWOOD - In what is surely considered by many to be the upset of the year, the Arkansas Kid, Kris Allen defeated the California Kid, Adam Lambert on the American Idol 'Finale Show.' Quiet, reserved, and humble Kris was just as surprised as most...
After the Kristian krusade got done with American idol and its audacious equal rights talent contest, the youth minister from Duluth, Minnesota seemed to walk away with the crown. But as the fundies have recently learned their reign may very well be...
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