Kristian Kris Allen Trades American Idolatry for a DownLow Moment with Truly Talented Adam

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 21 May 2009

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Kristian Kris' music career will be mostly about beating his own meat

After the Kristian krusade got done with American idol and its audacious equal rights talent contest, the youth minister from Duluth, Minnesota seemed to walk away with the crown. But as the fundies have recently learned their reign may very well be over.

And that may be the meaning of KK Allen's surprise announcement at the end of the #1 rated TV show:

"I will give my crown to Adam Lambert because he is clearly the most talented performer of all and if he will allow me to share just one brief shining moment (Camelot, Adam, wink, wink, nod, nod) of down low love."

Lambert the GLBTQQRSTUVWXYZ favorite showed his usual class as he told Kris to Kris his ass and tell his fundie favorites to get a life and learn what real singing sounds like.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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