The Secret Service and Washington, D.C. Police are looking for a person or persons who rang the doorbell to the entrance of the White House late Tuesday evening and ran, leaving behind a flaming bag of poop. The butler, wearing bed slippers, reported...
Rumors of a startling discovery may soon be released to the public that are going to have a monumental effect on the country and the entire world. To gain entry into the "Hub" room at the White house there are a number of security protocol procedu...
Early Thursday morning on Veteran's Day, with the White House nearly deserted due to former President Barack Obama's $200,000,000 per day vacation to Mombai and Indonesia, the feckless Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Major Amos B. Hoople, walk...
Harry L. Reeltor, Superintendent of Federal Grounds in Washington, D.C., announced today that due to a misinterpretation of Section D., Page 4879, Paragraph, 3, permission had been granted to Rasheed Ahamed Reebama, to proceed with plans to construct...
Reports surfaced late today--and then were quickly squelched--that President Obama had signed "Executive Order 666" declaring that "Every person in the world is now officially a US citizen, with all the rights, privileges and entitlements which go al...
Hollywood was abuzz today with renewed gossip about the First Lady's rumoured split with self absorbed husband, Barry, after pictures of Michelle sitting on George Clooney's lap were leaked on Twitter! Clooney, visiting the White House unescorted...
Bank of America announced today, that in what is being described as an "accounting oversight", foreclosure proceedings have been initiated on the White House, which could eventually force the eviction of the Obama family. Some are calling it a signif...
A powerful US lobby group is urging President Barack Obama to replace his rapidly shrinking group of aides with members of the popular Jed Bartlett administration. They say chief of staff Rahm Emanuel should be replaced by press secretary Claudia...
A sad story from Wash., D. C. this morning. Many officials and aides were so desperate to jump ship and remove themselves from the floundering Obama administration that they ran to the exits at the White House all at once and created a dangerous sit...
WASHINGTON, DC - A new book by legendary Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward paints Richard Holbrooke as "the most egotistical bastard I've ever met.", according to Vice President Joe Biden. When Holbrooke became aware of the comment, he called...
HARLEM - The Rev. Al Sharpton, who is known as "The Protector of The Unprotected," offered his two cents worth at a dinner honoring Michael Vick's return to sanity. Rev. Sharpton said "Ya know sumtin y'all. I sho nuff be likin' dis Sarah Palin wom...
Washington DC: The Secret Service surrounded two suspicious well dressed persons sitting on the curb outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, both holding signs. Luckily President Obama was on vacation. One individual had a blue sign with the words "WILL...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has invited Hollywood celebs Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to visit him and his wife, the "First Mama" at the White House. The president said that he is really concerned with the way things ha...
Last week, we reported on former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson's remarks in an email, describing "any system in America" as a "milk cow with 310 million tits." Subsequently, Simpson sent another email stating "The Federal Gover...
WASHINGTON, DC - On President Barack Hussein Obama's first day back in the office from his tenth vacation in three months, he has returned to a freshly redecorated Oval Office with a jungle-theme to make the President feel more at-home. A White Ho...
WASHINGTON, DC - Tom Colicchio, executive producer of Bravo's Top Chef announced today that Top Chef/Season 8 will occur at the White House. Michele Obama will be taking over the reins as hostess from Padma Lakshmi. Padma was the hostess during th...
This morning, Dr. Claude Pangloss, Senior White House Scientific Advisor, officially released two long awaited Whitepapers on the environment. In the first report, titled "Where Did All The Oil Go;" a team of scientists, tenured bureaucrats, corpo...
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