WASHINGTON, DC - A new book by legendary Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward paints Richard Holbrooke as "the most egotistical bastard I've ever met.", according to Vice President Joe Biden.
When Holbrooke became aware of the comment, he called Joe Biden "the biggest ass-hole in an ass-hole rich administration".
When President Obama heard of Holbrookes's latest comment, he said "he'll never be half the man his biotch mother was".
When Mr. Holbrooke's wife, Kati Marton, heard of Obama's comment, she said " If Obama was twice as smart as he is, he'd still be a stupid mother-f**ker".
When Michele Obama heard what Holbrooke's wife said about her husband, she said "It looks light her f**king face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a God-damned fork".
