Sunday, 19 September 2010

image for Two Suspicious Loiterers Reported Near the White House
"Knock Knock!" . . . "Who's there?"

Washington DC: The Secret Service surrounded two suspicious well dressed persons sitting on the curb outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, both holding signs. Luckily President Obama was on vacation.

One individual had a blue sign with the words "WILL WORK FOR FOOD" and the other person had a red sign with the words "WILL WORK FOR FOOD." The Secret Service agent in charge asked the two gentlemen to flip over their signs. On the back of the blue sign were the words "DEMOCRATIC MODERATE CONGRESSMAN" and on the back of the red sign were the words "REPUBLICAN MODERATE CONGRESSMAN."

The man with the blue sign spoke first "I knew I was in trouble after President Obama was elected and began to populate his administration with all those liberal left wing ideological types!" The man with the red sign said "I knew I was in trouble when former Governor Sarah Palin began to associate with all those Tea Party conservative right wing ideological types!" Both agreed that House Speaker Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Reid made matters worse.

The two former Congressmen asked the Secret Service agent in charge for asylum at the US facility at Guantanamo Bay Cuba, which will be kept open for quite a long time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: White House

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