Viewers were shocked yesterday when Dr. Laura Schlessinger called Sarah Palin the "C" word 11 times in an interview on Fox News. Neil Cavuto, the TV host, tried desperately to change the subject but Dr. Laura kept returning to Palin as if obsessed by...
In a Twitter post late Thursday Sarah Palin praised Laura Schlessinger, defended her use of the "N" word, and proposed a new organization to be named, The Defamation League. "It is a first amendment issue," states Palin in her post. "Political correc...
Senator Mitch McConnell and House minority leader John Boehner held a joint news conference today to denounce President Obama and his comments regarding the constitutional rights of Muslims to build a Mosque in NYC. "Death to the infidels," both said...
Robert Gibbs, the White House press secretary startled the press corps this week when he opened his remarks by saying, "Evil triumphs when good men spank the monkey!" Chairs scraped the floor, mouths fell open, and several of the "professional left"...
"Just when you thought that the Americans couldn't be any sillier with their reality shows, here comes the topper," reports the Guardian. "Steven Slater, the flight attendant that told an airplane full of passengers to "fuck off," took two beers and...
Steven Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who lost his cool, grabbed two beers, and left the airplane via the escape chute, is being hailed as a national hero today. Witnesses of the incident gave mixed reports of the incident but most hailed...
In a joint statement issued today, Admiral Thad Allen and a representative of BP Oil announced that the Gulf Oil spill was not only over but the environmental impact from it had been totally eliminated! A stunned press corps shouted questions at t...
Andrew Breitbart, never at a loss to expose the most respected in the US, published a report today stating that Charlie Brown, in fact, was the Manchurian Candidate. "He was definitely the Manchurian Candidate," said the report. "His creator Char...
Full body scanners at the Republican National Convention in 2012? "Yes," says Sarah Palin in a new Twitter post. "It is time to find out just who has them and who doesn't have them. Cojones will be a vital part of our 2012 platform and it is about t...
The Republican caucus in Congress dramatically upped the ante today in their proposed change to the 14th Amendment to the Constitution. Attached to the proposal is a directive to change the inscription on the Statue of Liberty! The inscription t...
Senator Mitch McConnell, minority leader of the US Senate, stated today on the Senate floor that "Puppies are a threat to our way of life. At the least, poor people, those on un-employment compensation and welfare recipients should not be allowed to...
Sarah Palin shocked the US on Sunday in stating that President Obama, "didn't have Cojones." As she left the Fox News studio, she was asked by a reporter from CNN if she had "Cojones?" "Of course" she replied. "I have a set that you wouldn't believe...
In a Blog post that has infuriated Christians around the world, Andrew Breitbart claims he has proof that Mother Teresa was a Crack Ho. Breitbart, who is in seclusion at the RNC headquarters, says he has video and recordings that prove that Mother Te...
Actor Mel Gibson was arrested at his home in Malibu this morning by sheriff deputies and taken to a rehab center that specializes in Potty Mouth rehab for adults. Gibson was heard screaming as the duties placed him in a patrol car. Bystanders say...
In a Blog post that rocked the US and startled the world, Andrew Breitbart disclosed today that Jesus Christ was a communist. "There is no doubt about it," said Breitbart, "Jesus was an avowed communist, a fellow traveler, and a conspirator that soug...
The FTC announced today that they are banning all drug ads that deal with bodily functions and mental conditions. A spokesman commenting on the ban made the following statement, "When we saw the catheter ads, we thought, enough is enough. It has gone...
A spokesman for Prime Misistser David Cameraon has issued a statemet regarding the UK and BP's involvement in the release of Megrahi, the mastermind of the Lockerbie bombing. "Of course, we played a part in his release! Do you know how much oil Li...
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