Defamation League Proposed by Palin

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Friday, 20 August 2010

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In a Twitter post late Thursday Sarah Palin praised Laura Schlessinger, defended her use of the "N" word, and proposed a new organization to be named, The Defamation League. "It is a first amendment issue," states Palin in her post. "Political correctness has gone too far. What has happened to the America I grew up in and loved?"

Palin was immediately booked on Fox news last night. Sean Hannity introduced her in the segment as a great American: "one who was not afraid to call, a spade a spade."

Hannity asked her why she had decided to start the new group now? Palin replied, "It was Laura Schlessinger. It was her use of the"N" word and her vilification by the liberal left media, our Muslim president, and the bleeding heart liberals. Since when can't you call a spade a spade? I remember when real men could speak freely. You know, say it like it is! When a Jew was a Kike, a negro was a Spade, an oriental was a slant, an Italian was a Wop, an Irishman, a Mick, an Arab was a Rag Head, and a Mexican was a Spick. What has happened to us? You know, when men were men, and women were proud of it? What has happened to the day when men in the south could gather at a January White Sale and the wifey sewed them up a nice hood. I'll tell you what has happened. The mongrels and the pinko liberals all got together and decided to ruin it for REAL Americans."

Hannity asked, "What will The Defamation League do?" Palin: "Well, we'll bring incivility and bigotry back into the national discourse. In fact, that might be a good slogan: 'Tolerance is for Pussies.'" How does that sound Sean?

"Sounds good to me, Sarah. Rupert says to tell you to stop in at his office. He's got nice check for you. Wants you to autograph his sheet!"

"Thanks," said Palin. "I love your hair and you've got a nice set of Cojones, dontcha know. Got any use for em?"

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