"Cojones? I got em," Says Palin

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Tuesday, 3 August 2010


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Sarah Palin shocked the US on Sunday in stating that President Obama, "didn't have Cojones." As she left the Fox News studio, she was asked by a reporter from CNN if she had "Cojones?" "Of course" she replied. "I have a set that you wouldn't believe!"

The reporter followed up, "But Governor, where did you get them? I didn't know females had them."

"I got em from Todd. He wasn't really using them, and well, you know, a gal can always use a pair and a spare. I thoughts about taking McCain's for awhile, but Cindy already had them. She offered to trade and I thoughts about taking them to hang over my rear vision mirror, but, you know, what with the kids and all."

"But Governor," the journalist continued, "is this the first time you have had Cojones?"

"Heavens no," she responded, "I have an entire trophy case full of them. You know, right alongside, my basketball and Beauty Queen trophies. Excuse me now. I have a Twitter post to make about the sexism in the media. I hear that someone at MSNBC called me a Cunt!"

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