A spokesman for Prime Misistser David Cameraon has issued a statemet regarding the UK and BP's involvement in the release of Megrahi, the mastermind of the Lockerbie bombing.
"Of course, we played a part in his release! Do you know how much oil Libya has?! This man has a family, he has friends, he is a decent and honorable person who simply, served his countrty. He has a cousin who is the oil minister. Yes, we had his physical condition faked to get out of a bad situation. How about the USA's Cheney during Viet Nam? Is this such a crime?
"The Yanks are a bunch of Nancies, good hearted folks they are, and a help in World War 2, no doubt, but easily excitable. They get a few barrels of oil in their Gulf Coast, and their hair is on fire! Ever since the Tea thing, they have been a pain in the Ass. We say to them, get a life! Chill baby, chill! As their famous Cultural Minister, Lebron James, recently said, "It's all just business."
In related news, Omar Khadafi, speaking through a translator, said, "Punch a hole baby, punch a hole! You like my fancy outfit?"
