The Ghost of Michael Jackson was not impressed with his memorial service and has lodged a complaint with God and the television networks. "There was too much stupid nobodies I barely knew getting up on stage and talking crap", said Jackson's ghost...
Sweet makers have signed up the children of pop star Michael Jackson to appear in their new adverts for their popular 'Wine Gums' brand. A company representative noticed that the children were chewing continuously all the way through the memorial...
The World watched in horror as a Welsh boy somehow managed to get up and perform on the stage at Michael Jackson's memorial concert. By the time he was eventually dragged off stage by burly security staff, the Welsh boy had managed to not only com...
Beverly Hills, CA - In an effort to cash in on the overwhelming popularity of the recently deceased Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', marketers are preparing to release a new cologne. The cologne will be called Michael Jackson - 'Perpetuity'. Sa...
"I thought no one cared," said Michael Jackson as he watched his funeral on the television set in the lounge of the five-star hotel in Disneyland Paris where he now lives. The pop star arrived at the theme-park outside the French capital eight hou...
LOS ANGELES - Michael Jackson's sister Janet Jackson has stated that she will be entering the recording studio and recording a tribute song to her brother with Mariah Carey and Queen Latifah. The song which was co-written by Smokey Robinson and Si...
Up-and-coming artist Lady GaGa is set to perform Michael Jackson's 1980s hit single "Billie Jean" on her upcoming tour dates. She will also dance the famous Moonwalk, mixed with a bit of Tecktonik and salsa. Lady GaGa said she was "very sad for...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, after hearing the Rev. Al Sharpton's tribute speech to Michael Jackson during the Michael Jackson Memorial Service has asked him to join his cabinet as chief speech writer. As the president watched Rev. Sharpton...
HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Shields has just revealed a very intimate secret that she has kept inside of her for fifteen years. The statuesque star stated that in 1994 she fell in love with Michael Jackson while the two of them were having M&M Blizzar...
Sources close to Michael Jackson the King of Pop and the Preposterous have reported that he was obsessed with the desire to clone himself in the hope that his genetic duplicate given a different environment might turn out to less of a freak. American...
Los Angeles, California - A relatively small but outspoken group of true Michael Jackson fans in attendance of the ticketed event only at the Staples Center for their namesake fallen hero, The King of Pop, disrupted the memorial proceedings today by...
Following today's emotional Michael Jackson memorial concert, Hollywood insiders have been speculating that friend of MJ and fellow childhood deity, Brook Shields, could actually receive an Oscar nod for her live speech which clearly reached out touc...
Los Angeles, CA - As torn, distraught fans of Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', exited the Staples Center following a memorial in his honour, one burning question remained in the back of their minds - 'Why Is Keith Richards Still Alive?' Why ind...
LOS ANGELES, CA - No injuries or damage have been reported after a mild quake struck the Los Angeles, California area today, though "a whole lotto Jacko" fans were "all shook up" by the event. A crowd of 20,000 attending deceased King of Pop Micha...
In an announcement from Rome this morning, Pope Benedict announced that he has canonized Michael Jackson. Saint Jacko, as he shall be commonly known, shall be the patron saint of pedophiles (also spelled paedophiles) and Catholic priests. Addit...
It's just been revealed that a man named Michael, who passed away in Los Angeles California after being crucified by himself with hypodermic needles, was in fact, really Jesus reborn. The dead man, who was by all accounts a bit of a freak who most...
I got sight of a secret document pertaining to the burial details of the King of Pop , Mr.Michael Jackson. The division of the estate of the deceased star is eagerly awaited by friends, family & various hangers on all hoping for a cut! "We'...
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