Michael Jackson's Kids become new Faces of Wine Gum Adverts

Funny story written by Chamone

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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The original star of the advert has given his blessing to the Jackson family

Sweet makers have signed up the children of pop star Michael Jackson to appear in their new adverts for their popular 'Wine Gums' brand.

A company representative noticed that the children were chewing continuously all the way through the memorial concert at the Staples Centre in Los Angels for their father.

"We've been searching for months to find a suitable replacement for our television advertisements and I immediately knew that they were perfect for the job!", said John McGregor of Maynard's Inc.

The Wine Gums ad's featured a bushy-eye browed Scotsman in a kilt dancing around a room whilst chewing the delicious fruity gums. At one stage he would toss one to the head of a Moose - which would come alive and begin chewing happily - and then exclaim the immortal lines: "There's a moose loose aboot this hoose!".

Jackson's children have been perfecting their Scottish accents with the help of naked motorcycle riding comedian Billy Connelly.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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