Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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Lambert just before his genetic cell sampling

Sources close to Michael Jackson the King of Pop and the Preposterous have reported that he was obsessed with the desire to clone himself in the hope that his genetic duplicate given a different environment might turn out to less of a freak. American Idol runner up Adam Lambert is said to have told people close to him that he is MJ's clone.

Investigators looking into the claim have noted the immense and versatile musical ability possessed by both jackson and Lambert. The gender ambivalence is just something no one can ignore as a shared trait by the two performers. One researcher reminded interested parties that the scientific tests still need to be performed but already those who had joined Michael in his hope about a fresh start and less freakyness are chalking this experiment as one more failed hope for the Pop King and a victory for the Prince of the Preposterous!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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