We now know the reason that Lindsay Lohan (Hereinafter referred to as "Defendant") ended up spending 80 minutes in the clink after a drunken, cocaine-fueled chase on the PCH, and it wasn't because she gave oral treats to the cops at the scene. Wh...
Secret love letters, blog entries and various other writing alleged to have been written by Hollywood's favorite part-time rug munching, full-time amateur psychonaut --Lindsay Lohan-- is leaking onto the Interwebs like the cottage cheese-textured discharge from the crotch of a Chlamydia victim. By the way, don't believe the "news sources" that claim these writings are the script for the Linda L...
A California judge is now being asked by attorneys for Lindsay Lohan, if she has to wear her SCRAM bracelet during nude photos. However, the judge who has seen Lindsay three times already that has led to the judge demanding that Lohan wear the alc...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is Hollywood. Lohan said that she also wanted to take a break from...
In the midst of the latest controversy about whether or not a certain daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus was caught on film without her briefs, one Paris lingerie designer is taking credit for the ruse, claiming that many of his flesh tone "Nude" panties ar...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears' hair stylist, Fu Fu LaChance, has stated that Ms. Spears is fit to be tied at the fact that her crotch cookie has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus's crotch cookie. LaChance said that when Britney saw the photos of Mil...
The 6 year old daughter of adulterous sperminator Jesse James and his vagina-for-hire ex-wife Janine Lindemulder might be the only member of the family with a legitimate income: Lindsay Lohan just hired the first grader to be her new assistant. M...
Lindsay Lohan, whose fans have been rallying behind of late because of legal and personal problems, was rushed to the hospital at about 2 AM PT according to the neighbors. "They hauled her out in a hurry and went speeding toward the nearest hospit...
The woman who finally wised up and quit as Lindsay Lohan was not just an assistant -- she was her enabler. What's more, Lohan's "friends" are afraid that once she is gone, Lohan is going to spiral down into even more of a craphole than her life is a...
Madonna, saying she was bored and needed a new hobby, was granted temporary custody of troubled kids Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears today after a judge said judicially, "Why not....nothing else seems to have worked!" The decision was not unconte...
Making bail for the second time on the same alcohol related charge, thanks to a California Court Judge's declaration of a parole violation, Lindsay Lohan had to open her check book to the tune of $200,000 to buy her next "get out of jail, but not fre...
A judge issued a warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest Tuesday and reset her bail at $200,000, saying Lohan violated terms of her bail when her alcohol monitoring bracelet went off at a party Sunday night. A county prosecutor and Lohan's attorney met...
Every 4 year old goes through the same thing: Parent: "Don't touch the stove. It is hot and you'll burn yourself." Child: (Touches stove, burns self.) PArent: "Didn't I tell you it is hot and you'll burn yourself?" Child: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You'd think Lindsay Lohan would have more sense than a 4 year old. Nope. Let's look at it, piece by piece. So, remember when dumbass was s...
In case anyone has been worrying how Lindsay Lohan has been doing with her alcohol-sniffing bracelet and drug checks, she is doing fine. Police in Los Angeles say that she has been checked at ramdom twice already and has came through great. "Sh...
A Beverly Hills dentist had to anesthetize alleged celebrity cocaine tester Lindsay Lohan so that her wisdom teeth could be removed. Lohan's dentist, Dr. Frank Sangster, tried normal methods of treating Lohan, but nothing he tried worked. "I tr...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship between lesbianites Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is on-again. An unnamed source says that she saw SamRon coming out of LiLo's Hollywood Hills house and all the way fro...
Spinning the court's ankle locator news as best they could, Lindsay Lohan and her publicist quickly announced her new line of ankle bracelet jewelry that also doubles as a GPS tracker and BFF message device. Styled strangely similar in size and sh...
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