The woman who finally wised up and quit as Lindsay Lohan was not just an assistant -- she was her enabler. What's more, Lohan's "friends" are afraid that once she is gone, Lohan is going to spiral down into even more of a craphole than her life is already, and then the gravy train is derailed forever.
" Lindsay is f-cked if she thinks anyone reliable is going to take the job," said a person who claims to be Lohan's friend, but is probably just suckling at the Linsday, Inc. teat until it dries up. "And without an assistant, who is going to make sure she keeps her appointments that will keep her out of jail?"
"I mean, Lindsay hasn't had a valid drivers license for years, so she needs her assistant to take her places, like her alcohol education courses."
When asked if one of Linsday's friends could step up to help out, they were outraged: "You want ME to, like, do stuff for her? Look, I am not paid to do any work for her! I'm paid just to hang around and glom free stuff!"
