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Funny story: John Major To Make A Major Comeback

John Major To Make A Major Comeback

London, Shortly after dinner time - Ex PM John Major, son of a circus clown father and a contortionist circus performer mother, originally from Electric Avenue, Brixton, South London today announced that he was making a comeback in order to lead the...

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Funny story: Tories Soliciting For Funds...Again!

Tories Soliciting For Funds...Again!

More accusations of "Tory Sleaze" erupted today when it emerged prominent Conservative MP's had been seen openly taking and receiving money over the last few days. A Member of the Shadow Cabinet was seen quietly and anonymously taking money from w...

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Funny story: Tories ready to dump sinister snarling superior stooge

Tories ready to dump sinister snarling superior stooge

Birmingham - (Ass Mess): Tory Party faithful are primed to dump Viscunt (sic) Astor's sinister stepson-in-law stooge and back civil liberties hotshot David Davis. The move follows a massive row about David Cameron's pubic schmoozing of Barack Obam...

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Funny story: Tory Party - Internet for poor children, poor children for the rich.

Tory Party - Internet for poor children, poor children for the rich.

After it being announced at the Labour Party Conference that poor children would have free internet at home the Tory party have hit back. They are disgusted that poor children will be given free access to the internet as this could help them to le...

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Funny story: Leading Tories feel your pain

Leading Tories feel your pain

Tory leader David Cameron and Shadow Chancellor George Osborne have opened up to nation, describing how the credit crunch is affecting them and their families. At a joint appearance on ITV's This Morning, they detailed the steps they have taken to a...

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Funny story: Conservative Posters Attack Labour

Conservative Posters Attack Labour

With the economy on a downward slide and Labour coming to the end of its term in office, the Conservatives have been designing posters for use in their next general election campaign. These posters are clean but have a very strong message within them about how Labour have failed many as well as wasted billions, and one poster was leaked in an email which has the following messages summing up New L...

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Funny story: Green Tory Sees Red and Turns Air Blue Over Brown

Green Tory Sees Red and Turns Air Blue Over Brown

When Tory Leader David Cameron discovered his bike had been stolen from outside his local Supermarket his reaction was shocking even to the most hardened of journalists.

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Funny story: Davis warns Cameron his political career all but over after easy by-election win

Davis warns Cameron his political career all but over after easy by-election win

London - (Hideous Mess): Thatcher puppet David Cameron's political career is all but over after former undercover SAS officer David Davis nailed his civil liberties colours with a thundering 17,000+ vote by-election win.

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Funny story: David Davis Didn't Resign; Claims He Was Pushed

David Davis Didn't Resign; Claims He Was Pushed

David Davis, the Conservative MP for Haltemprice & Howden, who was reported to have resigned his post last Wednesday, has said in an interview in the Mail on Sunday, that he didn't resign, but was, instead, pushed

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Funny story: Tory Quits Post Over Flag Slurs

Tory Quits Post Over Flag Slurs

Welsh Conservative assembly member Alun Cairns resigned today, after saying that Italians are 'greasy wops' during a BBC Wales radio show.

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Funny story: David Davis Resigns Over 42 Day Detention

David Davis Resigns Over 42 Day Detention

David "Action Man" Davis the shadow home seceratary and Conservative member for the East Yorkshire constituency of Haltemprice & Howden, shocked political colleagues and opponents alike today by resigning his seat in order to force a by-ele...

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Funny story: Wind Turbines to Combat Global Warming

Wind Turbines to Combat Global Warming

Sources close to David Cameron have revealed that the Conservative Party leader is considering radical proposals to build thousands of wind turbines in the North of England, Scotland and Wales, in a bid to combat glo...

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Funny story: David Cameron launches conservative 'Work camp' policy

David Cameron launches conservative 'Work camp' policy

Conservative leader David Cameron set out his policy for forcing the poor back into 'community based' jobs today...

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Funny story: Shock poll rocks Brown

Shock poll rocks Brown

A poll published in today's Daily Mail has been treated with caution by Tory campaigners in the contested constituency of Crewe and Nantwich.

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Funny story: London's new mayor is smelly, offensive, British

London's new mayor is smelly, offensive, British

London's new Mayor Boris Badenov offends like few others - the maverick bicyclist is universally beloved for his racist remarks but often maligned for his regrettable lack of dress sense.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has said he is disappointed at this week's local election results, and is going to give members of the Cabinet "a piece of his mind" in the Commons next week. Later, he told his wife, Sarah,...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Boris Johnson was last night declared the winner of the London Mayoral Election after a landslide victory over his main rival Ken Livingstone, but even as the results emerged, confusion reigned in the Johnson camp.

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