David "Action Man" Davis the shadow home seceratary and Conservative member for the East Yorkshire constituency of Haltemprice & Howden, shocked political colleagues and opponents alike today by resigning his seat in order to force a by-election.
This hissy tizz is said to have been triggered by last nights emphatic victory by Labour over the 42 day detention without trial of terror suspects. No deals were needed to push this winning policy through and it is believed Mr Davis the former Territorial Army SAS soldier is upset that his offer to stand firm with the Government over this one, was turned down flat.
Mr Davis who has twice been beaten for the leadership of the Conservative party may well have voted with labour if they could have seen their way to adding, chavs, football hooligans, trade union members and any other members of the underclass to the bill.
Labour who are tough on crime and the causes of crime believe they already have the policies to deal with these issues and are winning the war on binge drinking, child poverty,drug abuse also believe crime is actually falling.
Asked how he felt in relation to his current position Mr Davis claimed it was good while it lasted and thought he may well miss the expenses, as would anybody.
