There's more to London's Lord Mayor and tousled albino toff Boris Johnson than meets the uninformed eye, according to a new study, writes Pseudo-Science Correspondent, Quentin Baffle. Most people think of Boris - who has recently been in the news...
Lord Mayor of London Boris Johnson yesterday urged the London Boroughs within his London Mayorage to "focus on their duties for control of sudden celebrity", in the aftermath of James Corden's televised mauling of revered stage and screen actor Sir P...
London Mayor Boris Johnson tried to keep his tongue as civil as possible. However, there is only so much a Brit's stiff upper lip can take. After enduring yet another round of Obama's British bashing over the oil spill, the Mayor finally had to use...
After the Mayor of London Boris Johnson asked local councils to focus their attention on destroying foxes in the aftermath of the North London twin babies attack, a fox from South London has hit back demanding a cull of Boris Johnsons. The fox, wh...
'Red Ken' Livingstone has expressed his intention to make a screen comeback in 2012. But there is cynicism in the film community following the collapse of his movie franchise in 2008. One critic said bluntly: "Ken's now over 60, he just can't...
Boris Johnson has promised to cheer up commuters with a Victoria Line extension that will rival Thorpe Park for thrills and spills. Brixton to Loughborough Junction will be like any other tube journey, however between Loughbrough Juction and Cambe...
With record numbers of dogs being impounded, and rocketing kennel costs - Boris Johnson has decided he will meet London's recycling targets by bringing dog onto the capital's menu for the first time. Reception for the Korean delicacy has been mixe...
London - (PigsMightFly): Same old Tory kleptocrats trying to get their snouts in the Royal trough! That's the verdict from the Crown Estate this weekend amid reports David Cameron plans to 'hand' London Mayor Boris Johnson control of the Royal Par...
Mayor of London, Boris Johnson wants the sad and oppressed immigrants to come to London. Looking for cheap labour anywhere he can find it, he has earmarked 50,000 manual jobs at the Olympic site for his immigrants. He has secured living accommodat...
Boris Johnson the Mayor of London has voiced his concern about the London Marathon. The race due to take place on Sunday 25th of April is this year sponsored by Virgin. Mr Johnson is worried that no runner finish the race. Speaking on the Andrew Marr...
Amazing events in London as it has been alleged Boris Johnson's cock has been kidnapped. Boris went to release his cock for its normal morning stretch and found it missing. After calling in the Police, scene of crime officers have carried out a th...
The Mayor of London, Boris Karloff-Johnson is to have a Marvell-ous Comic and Hollywood movie made about his cycling exploits on the murderous roads of London Town. The Mayor, who recently fought off muggers with an iron bar and helped an 90 yr...
The Mayor of London Boris Karloff-Johnson, today announced the release a £2m pound short film called ''HEAT 2''. To the dismay of the millions of cycle riders in London, the film goes on to show, not only how to rob a bank, but at the same time succe...
The Mayor of London Boris Johnson today announced dynamic plans to lower London's carbon footprint. In a statement the Mayor said the London Eye would become a huge dynamo connected to a generator to be constructed adjacent to City Hall. Tourists...
The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, announced today his ambitious twenty year plan to build an airport in the shape of an Elephant on the moon. The plan, to construct eight runways and over a hundred hotels will help cut emissions from the large...
London - (OMG!): Smug peroxide bombshell Boris Johnson remains defiant after being dumped from London's top policing supervision sinecure. The fast-unravelling Mayor of Camden scandal places Johnson and disgraced Camden Mayor Omar Faruque Ansari i...
HOLLYWOOD - MTV reality show celebrity Tila Tequila has proudly announced that she has become engaged to the baby powder heiress Casey Johnson. The 28-year-old singer, model, and full-time party girl, Tila said that she has never been happier. Ev...
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