London Mayor Calls Obama a Wanker

Written by Mike Monpas

Friday, 11 June 2010

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London Mayor Boris Johnson tried to keep his tongue as civil as possible. However, there is only so much a Brit's stiff upper lip can take. After enduring yet another round of Obama's British bashing over the oil spill, the Mayor finally had to use language suitable for commoners.

"The bloody wanker can go wank himself, but that's a given considering that the wanker constantly wanks it unless he happens to be speaking in which case he expects us to wank it for him while he tosses. Did I mention that he is a bloody god damn fucking wanker yet? I've misplaced my notes."

The Mayor's outburst was rather shocking considering that President Obama did everything he could since day one of the spill.

"I don't appreciate being called a wanker or a tosser," said Obama. "On day one of the spill I sent lawyers. I've filed lawsuits, legal briefs, and more lawsuits, and I've sent more lawyers down there than troops to Iraq. I'm doing everything I can, and….mmmmm excuse me, can someone get me a towel or a wet cloth….I have to take care of something."

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