HOLLYWOOD - MTV reality show celebrity Tila Tequila has proudly announced that she has become engaged to the baby powder heiress Casey Johnson.
The 28-year-old singer, model, and full-time party girl, Tila said that she has never been happier. Even happier than three years ago when she went to bed with three lumberjacks up in Washington state.
Casey Johnson, who is known as "The Baby Powder Princess" stated that Tila told her that she makes her feel like a total woman. Casey was asked how she possibly could do that since she doesn't have a wiener.
She replied that's true but added that she has the next best thing. When asked what that might be she answered that it was no ones business except for her's and her future wife's.
Tila, who recently had a hit song with her single "My Thighs Ooze Sexuality And So Does My Biscuit" stated that Casey has given her a 17 Karat ring. She said that the ring is so big it has it's own zip code.
The happy couple says that honorary bridesmaids at their wedding will be Ellen DeGeneres, 51, Melissa Etheridge, 48, Meredith Baxter, 62, and Kelly McGillis, 52.
Miss Tequila says that after one of the most elaborate weddings in the history of California, the two will honeymoon at Dubai's most exquisite and luxurious hotel, The Nothing But Diamonds Hotel.
Afterwards Tila said that the two will move into a mansion that once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton and settle into a life of first-class lesbianism.
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