Boris Has Concerns over Marathon

Funny story written by Barwood

Sunday, 11 April 2010

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Virgin on the end of the race

Boris Johnson the Mayor of London has voiced his concern about the London Marathon. The race due to take place on Sunday 25th of April is this year sponsored by Virgin. Mr Johnson is worried that no runner finish the race. Speaking on the Andrew Marr show on the BBC today he said we all know about virgins and what they say about them, I hope it's not true.

Emily Passlove the secretary of pressure group Virgins4U slated the Mayor for coming out with a crass statement and the runners should take their time to get to the climax of the race.

The race has already courted controversy with the three political leaders taking part and whoever wins out of the three will run the country if there is a hung parliament which seems highly likely.

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