Written by queen mudder

Friday, 30 April 2010

image for Tories in cloud cuckoo land as Mayor Boris tries to get his filthy little mitts on the Royal Parks
Met bigwig Yates of the Yard says 'Bring it on, sonny, can;t wait to bust ya!'

London - (PigsMightFly): Same old Tory kleptocrats trying to get their snouts in the Royal trough!

That's the verdict from the Crown Estate this weekend amid reports David Cameron plans to 'hand' London Mayor Boris Johnson control of the Royal Parks, a feat that even the crime syndicates of the Thatcher/Major governments and the Blair-Brown mobster cartels failed miserably to achieve.

The 5,000 acres of royal greenery have been the star prize of every organized crime gang since the Kray Twins.

The smarmy and cock-sure Tory trifecta of Cameron, Johnson and Russian oligarch toerag George Osborne have been salivating for ages at the prospect of sequestering the most valuable real estate that London possesses.

Fortunately the Met's veteran politician buster Yates of the Yard is a man of principle.

Sources close to the Old Bill reckon Yates' "Bring it on, sonny!" battle-cry today predicts a very different outcome to this latest Tory land grab outrage.

Samantha Cameron is having an ectopic pregnancy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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