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Funny story: Two American Idol Rejects Arrested In Plot To Kidnap Simon Cowell

Two American Idol Rejects Arrested In Plot To Kidnap Simon Cowell

HOLLYWOOD - The Hollywood Police Department has just announced that they have two individuals in custody who were allegedly plotting to kidnap American Idol judge Simon Cowell. The HPD was reportedly tipped off by a former janitor who was employed...

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Funny story: American Idol: Hollywood Week - Whining and Weeping Up A Storm

American Idol: Hollywood Week - Whining and Weeping Up A Storm

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Fox News TV host Sean Hannity once said, that only in America can we have something like American Idol where we end up with one winner and 99,999 sore-as-the-dickens losers. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi remarked that, that is the o...

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Funny story: American Idol Reject Vanessa "Tennessee Girl" Wolfe Gets A Great Welcome Back Home Parade

American Idol Reject Vanessa "Tennessee Girl" Wolfe Gets A Great Welcome Back Home Parade

VONORE, Tennessee - The 19-year-old resident of Vonore, Tennessee, Vanessa Wolfe, has returned back to her hometown. The towns 1,492 residents all turned out for The Welcome Back Home Vanessa Day Parade and Cornbread Fixin' Bake-Off. Evelyn S...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Says That Her American Idol Replacement Ellen DeGeneres Will Be Fired!

Paula Abdul Says That Her American Idol Replacement Ellen DeGeneres Will Be Fired!

HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Former American Idol Judge Paula Abdul was in Hot Springs to do the ribbon cutting honors at the grand opening of Cousin Cooter's Bacon Curing Shop and Tattoo Parlor. Abdul told the assembled crowd of 52, or so that she had...

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Funny story: Does Ellen have the "balls" to be an Idol Judge?

Does Ellen have the "balls" to be an Idol Judge?

Does America like Ellen? What the polls are suggesting is that everybody doesn't care, so the polls turned to rephrasing the question. Does American Idol audiences like Ellen? Some audience members when asked to use their auto poll phones provid...

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Funny story: American Idol Started With 100,000 And Now It's Down To 95

American Idol Started With 100,000 And Now It's Down To 95

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol started of Hollywood Week with 181 hopefuls. After the first day, that number had been whittled down to 95, with a total of 86 being sent home. Among those going home were the Tennessee farm girl Vanessa Wolfe, the self-d...

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Funny story: Ellen Degeneres In Trouble For Mooning Contestants On American Idol

Ellen Degeneres In Trouble For Mooning Contestants On American Idol

Ellen Degeneres, the newest judge on American Idol, is still trying to find her place on the show, according to the director. This may explain why she found it necessary to moon the contestants during one of the tryouts on Hollywood week. Assista...

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Funny story: The Dallas Dominatrix Gets Booted Off American Idol

The Dallas Dominatrix Gets Booted Off American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The Kodak Theater in Hollywood was the scene of lots of joy and lots of tears as the 2010 edition of American Idol presented its famed 'Welcome To Hollywood' show. Ryan Seacrest introduced the new kid on the block, Ellen DeGeneres who...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Kellie Pickler Wannabee Vanessa Wolfe Back To The Tennessee Farm

American Idol Sends Kellie Pickler Wannabee Vanessa Wolfe Back To The Tennessee Farm

HOLLYWOOD - A total of 86 American Idol contestants were sent packing after the Hollywood round. One of these was 19-year-old Vonore, Tennessee resident Vanessa Wolfe. At her Hollywood performance Randy Jackson told her that she was just too pitc...

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Funny story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Says He Won't Grab Ellen DeGeneres' Thighs Underneath The Table Like He Did Paula Abdul's

American Idol's Simon Cowell Says He Won't Grab Ellen DeGeneres' Thighs Underneath The Table Like He Did Paula Abdul's

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Simon Cowell has stated that he will not be grabbing Ellen DeGeneres' thighs underneath the judges table like he did last year when Paula Abdul was sitting next to him. Simon said that for one thing, he was very clo...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Bookies Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Cowell to Insult Ellen on American Idol

Las Vegas Bookies Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Cowell to Insult Ellen on American Idol

Simon Cowell is the straight shooting, shoot from the lip, insult them all, veteran of American Idol judges. He's never seen a person that he couldn't rip apart. Ellen Degenerate is the new American Idol judge with zero background or experience in...

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Funny story: American Idol's General Larry Platt To Throw Out The First Football At Super Bowl XLIV

American Idol's General Larry Platt To Throw Out The First Football At Super Bowl XLIV

MIAMI - General Larry Platt of American Idol fame has been chosen to toss out the first football at The XLIV Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The man who popularized the song "Pants On The Ground" said that he...

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Funny story: American Idol's The Dallas Dominatrix and Bikini Boy To Perform At The Super Bowl Before The Who

American Idol's The Dallas Dominatrix and Bikini Boy To Perform At The Super Bowl Before The Who

MIAMI - The director of the Super Bowl Half Time Festivities, Delvin Zavatini, has just announced that due to the fact that Taylor Swift has backed out of her scheduled performance he has had to make a quick last minute change in the musical show.

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Funny story: Aerosmith Wants To Replace Steven Tyler With Adam Lambert

Aerosmith Wants To Replace Steven Tyler With Adam Lambert

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Aerosmith performed a concert at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River. It was the band's first performance without lead singer Steven "The Lipster" Tyler who has entered into a rehab clinic for second degree swollen li...

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Funny story: American Idol's "Bikini Boy" Arrested By Denver Police

American Idol's "Bikini Boy" Arrested By Denver Police

DENVER - One of the strangest American Idol wannabee contestants to ever audition on the reality singing show was the last 'singer' to appear on the AI audition show from Denver. Ty Hemmerling walked into the judge's audition room wearing a two pi...

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Funny story: American Idol: A Dallas Dominatrix Gets A Ticket To Hollywood

American Idol: A Dallas Dominatrix Gets A Ticket To Hollywood

DALLAS - Erica Rhodes walked into The American Idol audition room like she owned the place. And dressed as she was, in a dominatrix outfit complete with knee-high black Nazi boots, no underwear, and a black leather whip, she very well could have owne...

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Funny story: American Idol: Kara DioGuardi Gets Into A Cat Fight With Guest Judge Katy Perry

American Idol: Kara DioGuardi Gets Into A Cat Fight With Guest Judge Katy Perry

LOS ANGELES - The American Idol Traveling Audition Show returned to its home base the city of Angels looking for contestants to participate in the 2010 season nine version of American Idol. This event was held in L.A.'s luxurious The Fault of San...

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