HOLLYWOOD - The Hollywood Police Department has just announced that they have two individuals in custody who were allegedly plotting to kidnap American Idol judge Simon Cowell. The HPD was reportedly tipped off by a former janitor who was employed...
HOLLYWOOD - Noted Fox News TV host Sean Hannity once said, that only in America can we have something like American Idol where we end up with one winner and 99,999 sore-as-the-dickens losers. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi remarked that, that is the o...
VONORE, Tennessee - The 19-year-old resident of Vonore, Tennessee, Vanessa Wolfe, has returned back to her hometown. The towns 1,492 residents all turned out for The Welcome Back Home Vanessa Day Parade and Cornbread Fixin' Bake-Off. Evelyn S...
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Former American Idol Judge Paula Abdul was in Hot Springs to do the ribbon cutting honors at the grand opening of Cousin Cooter's Bacon Curing Shop and Tattoo Parlor. Abdul told the assembled crowd of 52, or so that she had...
Does America like Ellen? What the polls are suggesting is that everybody doesn't care, so the polls turned to rephrasing the question. Does American Idol audiences like Ellen? Some audience members when asked to use their auto poll phones provid...
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol started of Hollywood Week with 181 hopefuls. After the first day, that number had been whittled down to 95, with a total of 86 being sent home. Among those going home were the Tennessee farm girl Vanessa Wolfe, the self-d...
Ellen Degeneres, the newest judge on American Idol, is still trying to find her place on the show, according to the director. This may explain why she found it necessary to moon the contestants during one of the tryouts on Hollywood week. Assista...
HOLLYWOOD - The Kodak Theater in Hollywood was the scene of lots of joy and lots of tears as the 2010 edition of American Idol presented its famed 'Welcome To Hollywood' show. Ryan Seacrest introduced the new kid on the block, Ellen DeGeneres who...
HOLLYWOOD - A total of 86 American Idol contestants were sent packing after the Hollywood round. One of these was 19-year-old Vonore, Tennessee resident Vanessa Wolfe. At her Hollywood performance Randy Jackson told her that she was just too pitc...
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Simon Cowell has stated that he will not be grabbing Ellen DeGeneres' thighs underneath the judges table like he did last year when Paula Abdul was sitting next to him. Simon said that for one thing, he was very clo...
Simon Cowell is the straight shooting, shoot from the lip, insult them all, veteran of American Idol judges. He's never seen a person that he couldn't rip apart. Ellen Degenerate is the new American Idol judge with zero background or experience in...
MIAMI - General Larry Platt of American Idol fame has been chosen to toss out the first football at The XLIV Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The man who popularized the song "Pants On The Ground" said that he...
MIAMI - The director of the Super Bowl Half Time Festivities, Delvin Zavatini, has just announced that due to the fact that Taylor Swift has backed out of her scheduled performance he has had to make a quick last minute change in the musical show.
GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Aerosmith performed a concert at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River. It was the band's first performance without lead singer Steven "The Lipster" Tyler who has entered into a rehab clinic for second degree swollen li...
DENVER - One of the strangest American Idol wannabee contestants to ever audition on the reality singing show was the last 'singer' to appear on the AI audition show from Denver. Ty Hemmerling walked into the judge's audition room wearing a two pi...
DALLAS - Erica Rhodes walked into The American Idol audition room like she owned the place. And dressed as she was, in a dominatrix outfit complete with knee-high black Nazi boots, no underwear, and a black leather whip, she very well could have owne...
LOS ANGELES - The American Idol Traveling Audition Show returned to its home base the city of Angels looking for contestants to participate in the 2010 season nine version of American Idol. This event was held in L.A.'s luxurious The Fault of San...
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