Surprising results from a British media survey into the BP Gulf Of Mexico oil spill reveals that the vast majority of British people don't give a shit, and the remainder don't give two shits. Spokesman for the British, Winston Buddha, from Birming...
Slebs in California were out en masse today celebrating the breaking news that Proposition 8 has been abolished and same sex marriage is now legal. In the country where the question "Do you mind if I bum a fag?" receives a slightly different react...
Chamber of Commerce officials on the Isle of Wight are looking into the shocking demise of a Colonist stranded on the island after an Irish Low Budget Flight glided into the local airport when lack of fuel kept the plane from reaching Heathrow. Th...
Americans are fast learning that, if you want to get ahead in life, you have to double cross people. Accountants, surveyors, doctors, economists, lawyers and even street sweepers are programmed at a young age to stab their fellow human beings in t...
Official notification is hereby given to all citizens of the United States that the government of said land is dissolved and that the entity formerly known as the United States Of America has been acquired in a hostile takeover by the newly formed Corporation of North America. All questions of national allegiance and international relations will now be addressed to the Halliburton America sec...
Although the flow of oil has been cut off finally according to BP Oil officials, there is still much to deal with in the future, in fact the history of the United States. "Most people have heard about our earlier warnings about the Gulf floor shi...
NEW YORK, NY-Following his team's disastrous performance in the World Cup, French soccer star Thierry Henry has been demoted to minor-league club New York Red Bulls, news agencies with little to no actual knowledge on the matter report. "This...
A modern-day espionage story that started out steeped in drama and having all the trappings of a good old-fashioned Cold War diplomatic nightmare, has ended without a bang as officials from the United States and Russia agreed to swap spies and let by...
According to recent articles that you may want to read, the end of the United States as well as Mexico, Canada and others may happen at any time. An attack of nuclear missiles? The unleashing of a dreaded disease or poisoning by terrorists that ca...
The United States federal government collects two and a half trillion dollars in tax revenues a year from people like you, your ex-wife's divorce attorney (at least someone's taking money from that jerk), Colonel Sanders, and Gary Shandling (but definitely not me-because I'm way too smart for those bastards.). If you had that money in hundred dollar bills and put it all into one stack, you'd be...
American spies working in Europe have uncovered secret plans to attack America. Britain, angered by Obamas retoric against, BP will lead the first wave by bombing the statue of Liberty followed by Kraft/Cadbury's Chocolate manufacturers factory an...
Washington, D.C. -- Authorities stunned the nation as news of the arrest of a young, knock-out gorgeous alleged Russian spy spread across the networks today. "What in the world?" one flabbergasted neighbor of 28 year-old Russian spy, Anna Chapman...
International World Cup superstars Landon Donovan and Clint Dempsey of the United States soccer team yesterday extended the hand of friendship towards their English counterparts ahead of England's crucial last 16 World Cup game against Germany in Blo...
A poll in America asked of the second coming by Jesus. In a shock result the survey discovered over 39% of all U.S. citizens believe Jesus will return and specified 2050 as the year. God fearing folk to the "only on Sunday" Christians believe Jesu...
In another hilarious effort to spin the news and his failed social programs, President Obama announced that his efforts to put people to work and make homes more energy efficient is working, while the cops and the public know otherwise. A perfect...
Homeland Security Chief Janet Napilatano dropped a bombshell on Americans today when she let it slip she had just noticed that 17 Afghans in the US for weapons training, and issued Security Passes, seem to have gone missing. But only in the last two...
It finally happened: To the 3 people in the world who give a sh-t, "Fugly Betty" and "Real Mexicans Have Curves" star America Ferrera is Entire-Burger-King-Value-Menu-Eatin' happy after longtime boyfriend Ryan Piers Williams asked her to be his wife.
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