Success the American way

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Monday, 2 August 2010

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failure is death in America

Americans are fast learning that, if you want to get ahead in life, you have to double cross people.

Accountants, surveyors, doctors, economists, lawyers and even street sweepers are programmed at a young age to stab their fellow human beings in the back.

Mrs Rosie Bucknuckle of Scumbag Illinois attributes her successful cleaning business to "generally walking all over her rival cleaners".

Ill will and rancour is no barrier to people who are determined to succeed in life.

Brian Mcgupoiseftumatty, of no fixed address, has been on the receiving end of some "rolled gold" victimisation.

"Well, they turned me into a newt.....I got better."

People will always revert to aggressive behaviour if nothing comes their way.So it is not surprising when your neighbour chops down your beloved cherry tree in order to put on an extension to their home.

Americans will stop at nothing to achieve their American dream.

Doubt it at your peril.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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