Jesus Due Back On Earth in 2050

Funny story written by Knowles

Thursday, 24 June 2010

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Holy hell, it's Jesus H Christ!

A poll in America asked of the second coming by Jesus. In a shock result the survey discovered over 39% of all U.S. citizens believe Jesus will return and specified 2050 as the year.

God fearing folk to the "only on Sunday" Christians believe Jesus will pop up in that year, though can't really say why.

Maybe his tight schedule only allows a visit in 2050.

Where will he appear? Will he have servants and aids to assist him with the media and what about Churches, will all get a knock on their heavenly door?

The second coming really isn't about Jesus just turning up, the bible says he will return and take believer's back with him.

In the case of the U.S. that's a lot of folk.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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