LONDON - Jimmy Choo, operator of haute couture shoe and apparel stores, has changed its name in order to enhance the image of its retail outlets in America. Tamara Mellon, Vogue editor and Choo co-founder, explains: "Americans are less likely t...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Now CAMERON, D.C.) & LONDON - The United States of America was once a former colony of the British Empire, gaining independence from it. Until now. In London, experts at the British Museum have found new documents which means...
America is still reeling today due to an all out attack from its worst enemy ever, itself. Poor old lady liberty got kicked in the pants by an aggressor it couldn't hope to fight off, following a computer related communication mishap that saw tro...
The US are stark raving bonkers about Halloween and hoped, like every other sickness they export, that it would catch on back in the "Old World" with their main allies the UK. The UK normally are first to adopt everything that the US throws at the...
Hollywood, CA--I am mad as hell about the immigration issues in the United States. I can't believe that a country of free people don't want freedom for everyone, and that a country of free people would want to stop immigration. I am talking about the United States and their desire to close the borders. What is really wrong with a person seeking prosperity in a country that has a lot to...
Rumour has it that fight mogul Don King is on the verge of offering Susan Boyle and Mary Byrne out of the X-Factor a multi million dollar contract to fight at Madison Square Garden next June. At this stage, it isn't clear whether the electric shoc...
Geneva, Switzerland - Swiss scientist monitoring new sophisticated seismograph equipment originally produced in America but illegally and cheaply reproduced in China for half price have been recording strange Earth vibrations for months. The adva...
The US are about to be put too the sword by leakages being published on the internet over their pathetic attempt to tame Iraq and secure their oil fields at the same time (that was successful, the taming not). Leaked documents will appear on a Swe...
Right-wing republicans are backing a plan that will stop soulful, rocked-up or jazzy renditions of The Star-Spangled Banner. The idea comes in the wake of a vote by lawmakers in the Philippines to fine and jail people who get their anthem wrong. T...
Washington DC: North Korea's Kim Jong Il is expected to name his 28 year old son Kim Jong Un the country's next "Dear Leader." Kim Jong Il's 64 year old sister General Kyong Hui would supervise any transfer of power, if her brother dies prior to the...
UK tourists returning from the USA have welcomed the computer breakdown that nearly crippled car hire giant Alamo two weeks ago. Tired travellers hoping to pick up their cars at airports and other centres were dismayed to see queues forming when t...
IMPORTANT!! IF YOU ARE NOT A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF "CONFEDERATION OF SOCIALISTS INTENT ON BRINGING DOWN THE CAPITALIST DRAGON AMERICA", THEN DO NOT READ THIS! Comrades!! The situation is dire! Our plans lay fast in rubble before us! Our goal to subjugate the great capitalistic tyrant the United States and lead them to the glories of socialism has run aground. The attempt to sneak Mar...
As any A-Level geography student knows, as long as they are not a member of the Flat Earth Society, China is directly opposite on the globe to the United States of America. This has lead one maverick biologist to come to a remarkable explanation for...
Jennifer Doogan had always looked at the glass as being half full, even in the most dire situation. Wednesday's events show that even the most positive people have a breaking point. Ladies and Gentlemen, America has officially eliminated the last o...
New York: Blame it on the Founding Fathers, America The Beautiful is gonna be pockmarked with minarets, just because they lacked the foresightedness to see beyond the Pacific, said visionary and author Kluxie Mendonca. "Why blame Obama or the May...
WASHINGTON: US President Barack Obama told Americans that the economy was back to being robust and competitive and there was no danger of American jobs going to countries like China, India or Germany. "When I took office, we put in place a new eco...
While America has been busy abroad: dividing and splitting failing regimes, sleeping with dictators, bribing and praising anti-US military leaders and funding-arming 'good' terrorists - something unusual has been going on - albeit surreptitiously - n...
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