Mel Gibson Speaks about Immigration

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 25 October 2010

Hollywood, CA--I am mad as hell about the immigration issues in the United States.

I can't believe that a country of free people don't want freedom for everyone, and that a country of free people would want to stop immigration.

I am talking about the United States and their desire to close the borders.

What is really wrong with a person seeking prosperity in a country that has a lot to offer?

I don't see anything wrong with that. These are people that work for a living, but because of the jobs don't pay a lot, and don't offer benefits, they have to look for government handouts.

Are we really that naive to believe that they immigrants really pose a threat to our national security.

Do Americans really know who milks the cows and works the fields of this great country?

Immigrants do the hard jobs, and yes, they are underpaid for the work they do.

They do these jobs no one else will take because they love this country.

Stop buying into the notion of fear spread by people that benefit from hiring these immigrants and don't pay taxes on the income they pay them.

The British get that immigration is good for their economy, as evident by David Cameron's announcement that he might lift the immigration cap in Britain.

Do the right thing United States, and forget about wasting money on limiting immigration.

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