Dwayne Piper has become the world's youngest rally champion aged just thirteen. The youngster from Salford, near Manchester came first in the Welsh leg of the RAC Rally, a full ten seconds ahead of his nearest rival. "It was immense," said Pipe...
The Big Three automakers, General Motors, Ford and Chrysler, disclosed their new plan for using federal dollars to save the US auto industry. Sensitive to public perception after the incident where they flew in separate private jets, the three CEOs w...
Washington,DC The big three automakers along with the union representing the workers of them, have successfully stuffed America. The gaping financial carcass of America lay spread while Ford, Chrysler, GM and UAW, spread the boney thighs and stuf...
CEOs of the top three US automakers promised congress that they would use the money they received from the government "not at all for paying prostitutes or whores" in a statement today. A spokesman for one company said he wants his company to...
Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...
Kalu, Hawaii That's the answer, in a consensus directive from all three major automakers and the union that represents the workers for them. After a week long series of meetings from the golf courses, to the luaus, to the late night hidden Hawaiian...
Kalu, Hawaii The big three auto makers, GM, Chrysler, Ford and The United Auto Workers, (UAW), are fiddling in their collective lavishness while workers for the three and members of UAW are in dire straits. All three automakers lined up with 'me t...
MEXICO CITY, Mexico - Dr. Jose Kanucee Itvantverk gave this exclusive inteview to TheSpoof after calling our special 900 number. "Yes, it's true. We heard about all these cars that ran on water, but when we researched it, none of it panned out. "So, we decided to use some basic science to make it work. See this car here? It's a 1987 with a V8 engine. It wants gas, or some kind of hydroca...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President-elect Barack Obama said on Friday that there was no way his new government is going to bail out "those honky carmakers." The chief executives of GM, Ford Motor Co. and Chrysler had all been confident of billion...
Plucky Reliant Motors, famous maker of "Delboys" motor,have announced through their bankers that they are bidding for the once mighty GM. Reliant, purchased from the receiver as recently as last wednesday by enterprising couple Brian and Winifrid...
In Rooster Flats, Tennessee yesterday, garage genius Stanley Fudpucker showed his prototype of a new car, the 12-squirreled Fink Mobile powered completely by common grey squirrels. "I've already got Ford and Toyota interested" Fudpucker told rep...
Manchester's congestion charge proposals are changing again. The proposals have already changed several times since their conception. Including setting them for time of day and direction, then excluding all taxis, buses, fire services and police cars...
A revolutionary new form of car tax is to be introduced by the British Government which, it hopes, will not only help to cut carbon emissions, but also cease claims from the motoring lobby that car users are being unfairly targeted by Government depa...
A professional pigeon scarer from Ardwick, Manchester, had a nightmare start to his working day when he discovered that his car, which had been street parked overnight, had been scratched all down one side leaving him with a hefty repair bill and a n...
I recently traveled to Kalamazoo, Michigan where the largest automotive museum in the world is located. The Abraham Lincoln Commemorative Automotive Museum which is just about as big as Rhode Island and Dodge City, Kansas put together was established in 1975 with a subsidy grant from The Ulysses S. Grant Ford Lincoln Subsidy Grant Foundation. I had a nice visit with the museum's curator, P...
This article will appear in the November issue of Showroom Floor Extensively Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine Every year the automobile industry comes up with literally hundreds of possible names for their new line of automobiles. Three of the most popular names from the past have been the Ford Mustang which first appeared in 1964, the Chevrolet Corvette which came out in 1953, and the Pon...
Country First was the slogan of Republitincan candie John McCain until it was revealed that he owned four foreign cars, a Honda, a Volkswagen, A Toyota and a Lexus. McCain immediately announced the grand opening of Johnny McC's Any Country You Want F...
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