Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

image for The Grand Opening of Johnny McC's Any Country You Want Foreign Car Emporium and Straight Talk Salon
McCain's most recent American automobile

Country First was the slogan of Republitincan candie John McCain until it was revealed that he owned four foreign cars, a Honda, a Volkswagen, A Toyota and a Lexus. McCain immediately announced the grand opening of Johnny McC's Any Country You Want Foreign Car Emporium and Straight Talk salon.

McCain told the American people and the rest of the gullible world that he never bought foreign cars to drive them. He explained that the second hand cars were purchased as an investment by his millionaire heiress trophy second hand wife while she was taking enough prescription drugs to kill a horse.

Meanwhile Senator Obama's campaign needled McCain about his slogan:" Country First must be the Republican candidates way of saying he would place the US first unless Japan and Germany made better products. Then, those countries are first!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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