Kalu, Hawaii That's the answer, in a consensus directive from all three major automakers and the union that represents the workers for them. After a week long series of meetings from the golf courses, to the luaus, to the late night hidden Hawaiian hideaways, the Big 3 automakers and the UAW have come up with the solution for the 700 billion dollar loan they seek from the US government, i.e. US taxpayer.
"We've said it all along, well, not in so many words, but basically, 'buy a sh*tbox', but it had better be made in America," said Vinnie Squeezoni bargaining agent for the United Auto Workers of America.
"Why we never emphasized it before was, well, we really didn't need to, or have to, but now, well, now it's different," interjected John Sacless from Chrysler Motors.
"These people buying foreign cars," sneered Jack Scrotums, some vice president in charge of something, "what do they know about foreign cars? Why there's about 1100 foreign owned car factories in this country, so there!…they are not real foreign cars.I drive a foreign car and those are not foreign cars!
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Buy American, we say," snarled Fred Forbes Ford V.
"That's exactly right, and just how do you look your fellow Americans in the eye when you got some…'rice burner' in your driveway.
But these 'rice burners', made in America, by Americans, are not seeking any kind of bailout economically. Now, it appears you want a bailout and have announced a patriotic mandate to buy, essentially a sh*tbox, thus feathering your nest twice.
After a moment of consideration they all nodded and smiled as they each waited to board their private jet back to the mainland.
"Pretty good, huh?" winked Vinnie "See? So the meetings were successful. Buy a Sh*tbox, save an American job."
