Sarah Palin has revealed in an intimate TV interview with Barbara Walters that she has a superfluous third nipple. Not only that, but it 'talks' to her. In fact it was her tit which told her to accept the vice presidential nomination from the Repu...
It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...
Sarah Palin may not have achieved success in the elections but the Alaskan beauty is not going to let her 15 minutes fade away that easily. Her answer? Tits. And lots of them. It's reported that Palin has splashed out (with someone else's mone...
Dogpatch TN-- Teen sensation Miley Cyrus burst into tears as she looked at herself nude in the mirror. "They don't match! They look like they are from two different women. What am I going to do?" she cried. The 'they' in question were the poor...
That good old British televisual staple for the benefit of the reasonably intelligent unemployed of the UK, or their similarly unemployed student counterparts was lambasted yesterday by the very people who have supported the show since the early Eigh...
One man's journey with the opposite sex finally arrived at a fresh new destination, of course, we are talking with reference to one particular gentleman we interviewed not more than 4 minutes and 32 seconds ago - Herbert Humphrey Humbledick. 'Herb...
In a last ditch attempt to rescue the Presidential election the Republicans plan to show the Electorate Sarah Palin's tits. Plans to have 8 ft square billboards depicting her tits outside all polling stations and a large pair of latex breasts besi...
Country music legend Dolly Parton has told teenage superstar Miley Cyrus that her tits are too small and that she'll need to work on making them bigger. Parton was of course referring to Cyrus' avian titties and the small size of the chicks compar...
Miley Cyrus has been visiting country legend Dolly Parton's house to get advice on making her tits more comfortable. Miley - an avid breeder of birds, mostly tits - inherited an aviary from her great-great grandmother's estate and has spent all he...
Katie Price, aka 'Jordan', has startled her fans and millions of 'laptop wankers', by emerging from her latest round of plastic surgery in Los Angeles with one tit bigger than the other. Price, who is married to that Peter Andre, had the tit-enlar...
A reporter that managed to sneak into the Senate Fitness Room has revealed that Senator Joe Biden, Democratic candidate for Vice President on the Barack Obama Ticket, has a large set of man boobs. "I'd say that they were at least a b-cup and put...
The Chinese have switched to other sources of milk due to recent contamination problems and deaths in the nation's dairy supplies. Alternative ways to obtain calcium and other needed nutrients are being explored to keep the Oriental babies from...
Star of screen and Harry Potter films, Emma Watson, today showed the world and Daniel Radcliffe her new tits. Fresh from a trip to the Himalayas following the recent Olympics (the Olympics were of course not held in the Himalayas), the Himalayan M...
A controversy is controversing like buggery today over plans by retail giant, B&Q, who according to reports being reported, is planning to ban the sale of gardening implements. A spokesman for the DIY chain commented: "Gardening gear can be...
(New York--NY) Ed-E-torial is back, and you voted. And yes, Amber Colt will be the new co-host. Not only is Amber ready to take on the tough stories, she's ready to take off her top for a good cause. And that cause is Darfur relief. If Amber can do that, can't you do your part to help? Visit eBay to bid on Amber's bra. And check out Ed-E-torial 24.
In a sensational outburst on UK television, enigmatic commitment phobic George Clooney has revealed that he hasn't had an orgasm with a woman since the Millenium. Clooney (47), the second sexiest man on the planet whose thumbs are reportedly insu...
Harry Potter star Emma Watson today made the shocking discovery of lumps on her chest. Rushed to her local GP by a distraught mother, clutching only a BUPA membership certificate, the starlet, managing to bypass the ex-World War 2 Kamp Kommandant...
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