Miley Cyrus has been visiting country legend Dolly Parton's house to get advice on making her tits more comfortable.
Miley - an avid breeder of birds, mostly tits - inherited an aviary from her great-great grandmother's estate and has spent all her spare time tending to the little birdies needs. But her fame has taken it's toll and now the teenage star needed some expert tips from a pro.
Enter Dolly Parton, who just happened to be a regular guest star on Miley's shit TV show Hannah Montana.
"Dolly has fantastic tits", said Miley, "she takes such good care of them. She even donated some of her bras to her private bird sanctuary in Dollywood. She puts one tit in each cup - which is very generous considering they could easily accommodate 50 or more".
"In winter she even has a man come in to keep her tits warm by holding them in his warm heated hands".
Young Miley has taken notes on raising her tits just like Dolly's and hopes that one day she too can offer her own wisdom to a younger generation of tit lovers.
