SAN DIEGO, California - Former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco was detained by US Department of Immigration authorities at San Diego's San Ysidro border crossing on suspicion of having an illegal substance which actually turned out to be ro...
Last year Baseball's great behind the plate and in the manager's seat, Joe Torre was forced out of the Yankee organization by the Steingrabber twins who are said to share one dick and two balls between them. Torre had managed the Yanks into the p...
The Milwaukee Brewers slugger Prince Fielder says he loves coming to Philadelphia. The Ontario, CA native spends his off-seasons in Philadelphia where he recently purchased a Center City apartment. "It's a city of great food, great snacks and even...
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees did not make the playoffs for the first time in 15 years. Yankee's owner George Steinbrenner, whose team will be moving into the new $1.6 billion Yankee Stadium in 2009 was asked about the fact that his 'boys...
The New York Yankee organization and its rowdy fans bade a fond farewell to historic Yankee Stadium when the Bronx Bombers beat the Baltimore Orioles in the last game to be played in the "House That Ruth Built." The score was 4-1, but it was insigni...
Baron George Von Steingrabber's conjoined twin sons after engineering the demolition of Yankee Stadium have moved on to improve upon other wonders of the world. They have announced plans to dismantle the Great Wall of China and rebuild it to keep...
The legendary Babe Ruth shocked Yankee fans when he returned to life recently to make a brief and fiery appearance at Yankee Stadium. "This year's team is a disgrace," he said. "It's enough to raise the dead. What a bunch of losers." With a tear i...
The Chicago Cubs are having their best season in 100 years. They look like they may be in the World Series in 2008. They are currently having the best record in the National League. Fans in Chicago are already in pennant fever a Cub tickets are se...
The NY Yankees had baseball's greatest heart and mind in manager Joe Torre. He brought them to more than a dozen post season appearances throughout his tenure as Yankee manager. Torre meant post season and often signified pennant and World Series and...
Outbreaks of bacterial and viral diseases have spurred the U.S. Public Health Service officials to close the dugouts in all Major League Baseball stadiums. Technician's retrieved samples of saliva- laden drinking cups, chewing gum and tobacco that w...
In a reaction to public outcry Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig announced today at a news conference that the league office is looking into a ban on player's latest congratulatory trend of scrotum sack cupping. "We are looking into the...
In a deal completed late today, JP Morgan announced it has traded Bear Stearns, the investment banking switch hitter, recently named in the Wall Street mortgage steroid scandal, to the New York Yankees for Alex Rodriquez who unlike several Bear Ste...
President George W. Bush resigned today after revealing he has signed a 3 year 4 million dollar contract with the St Louis cardinals.
Rush Limbaugh, political bloviator and William F. Buckley "wanna-be," has decided to shift gears from "Operation Chaos" and aim his bombastic AK-47 at The National Pastime. Yesterday, at his 200-room mansion-cum-humidor in Palm B...
The United States Registry of Historic Places has declared that Paris Hilton is now a National Historic Landmark. The distinction comes to the socialite at the young age of 27. Barbara Davenport of the Registry issued the following statement: "O...
Musicman Press - It appears that Louisville Cardnal owner, Big Chew Spitz has offered the troubled president a one year 3.8 million dollar contract to resign his current post and pitch in the M.L.B.
While the Boston Red Sox were sockin their opponents in one of their many drunken Irish brawls, Manny Ramirez was being Manny smokin' the gange in the clubhouse(Manny asked to be excused to do #1 when he saw a fight brewing). The Red Sux got their asses kicked the way they have for most of Major League baseball history both on and off the field.
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