Written by Travis Higgins

Friday, 18 July 2008

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Former president George Bush warms up before a game against the Boston red sox

President George W. Bush resigned today after revealing he has signed a 3 year 4 million dollar contract with the St Louis cardinals.

White house officials were shocked at the news, saying only that the former president called into work today, said he wasn't coming back and that we could take this job and shove it!

Bush has come under fire in recent years for his economic policies as well as his controversial decision to go to war with Iraq. He also has the lowest approval rating of any U.S President in history.

Vice President Dick Cheney will assume Presidential duties until Senator Barak Obama is elected this November. Both house and senate democrats praised the move calling it the only good decision Bush has made in 7 1/2 years.

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