Written by Pointer

Monday, 22 September 2008

image for Hal and Hank Steingrabber Conjoined Twins and their Wonders of the World Improvement Program
Hal and Hank and their Wonders of the World Improvement Program

Baron George Von Steingrabber's conjoined twin sons after engineering the demolition of Yankee Stadium have moved on to improve upon other wonders of the world.

They have announced plans to dismantle the Great Wall of China and rebuild it to keep Mexicans in Mexico. The Taj Mahal will be shipped to Vegas. The Colossus of Rhodes will become the new entrance to the New Hal and Hankee Stadium.

Hal and Hank will personally work on straightening the Leaning Tower of Pisa and promise to stop the Babylonian Gardens from hanging. The Great Pyramid of Giza will be painted green and placed in left field of the new stadium.

The statue of Zeus will be redesigned to look like Baron Von Steingrabber and the Famous Lighthouse at Alexandria will be re-equipped with LED bulbs to illuminate night games at the eighth wonder of the world, Hal and Hank's Wasteful Major League Playground.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Baseball

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