Written by Pointer

Thursday, 9 October 2008

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Demolition expert Bush will throw out first hand grenade in the destruction of House that Ruth Built

Last year Baseball's great behind the plate and in the manager's seat, Joe Torre was forced out of the Yankee organization by the Steingrabber twins who are said to share one dick and two balls between them.

Torre had managed the Yanks into the play-offs every year of his tenure and steered them to WSC's, ALCSC's and plenty of first place finishes.

Torre moved on to the LA Dodgers and now they have reached the NLCS under Joe's able hand. The Yankees on the other hand have suffered the ultimate humiliation by not being able to bring play-off baseball to the last season in the House that the Steingrabbers Tore Down.

Eaten alive with jealousy and greed , traits they inherited from their maniacal father, the Steingrabbers bought the LA Dodgers , fired Torre, shipped Manny to the Bronx and announced plans to resurrect Ebbets field and bring the Dodgers back to brooklyn so the Yanks had some team that they could always count on beating.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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