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Funny story: Nine Year Old In Cash For Honours Scandal

Nine Year Old In Cash For Honours Scandal

A nine year old girl in Berlin has been arrested by Interpol and is now being questioned by British detectives regarding the cash for honours scandal which almost broke Tony Blair.

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Funny story: Trades Descriptions Hits Bands Hard

Trades Descriptions Hits Bands Hard

A Bill is about to get its third and final reading in the Commons next week which could affect many of our up and coming British rock music groups.

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Funny story: Men Prefer to Use The Backdoor

Men Prefer to Use The Backdoor

A pointless survey carried out by some market reasearchers has shown that more and more British men prefer to use the back door rather than the front. Research showed a twenty percent increase in males under twenty using the back door on last year.

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Funny story: Blair Will Not Take Brown Up the EU

Blair Will Not Take Brown Up the EU

Tony Blair has announced that he will not be taking Gordon Brown to negotiations on the European constitution.

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Funny story: Pick Before the Queen

Pick Before the Queen

A man has been charged for having a pick near the Queen. The man was arrested Friday after having a pick prior to the Queen walking about in an uninterested way in Yorkshire.

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Funny story: Big Bigoted Brother.

Big Bigoted Brother.

Following criticism of Last year's Celebirity Big Brother show when Shilpa Shetty was unfairly insulted by another fat woman whose name escapes me, Tv programme makers are to screen a version of the show.

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Funny story: Bush To Sell Big Issue For Iraq War

Bush To Sell Big Issue For Iraq War

It Has been suggested that George W Bush is set to hit the streets of Baghdad this summer promoting sales of the magazine for the homeless magazine for the homeless, The Big Issue.

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Funny story: Violent Youths Upset By Gang Tag

Violent Youths Upset By Gang Tag

Research recently conducted into violent youth culture has informed us that ome of the most violent youths in soiciety are upset by the tag "gang"...

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Funny story: Feathers on Dinosaur Stuck on

Feathers on Dinosaur Stuck on

Palaeatologists are engaged in a massive fist fight over the controversial theory that some man eating dinosaurs had feathers and looked like those japanese ones in those cheesey films.

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Funny story: Is QEII The Greatest Briton Ever?

Is QEII The Greatest Briton Ever?

The Elizabeth the Second who has been the Queen in the world since the fifties, is rumoured to be the favourite for this year's race to be the Greatest Briton 2007...

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Funny story: Energy Shake up for Parliament

Energy Shake up for Parliament

It has been announced today that there will be a major energy shake up in the both the Houses of Commons and Lords shortly.

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Funny story: Civilian Winehouse Chain To Open 100th Store

Civilian Winehouse Chain To Open 100th Store

Amy Winehouse secretly married Blake Field-Civilian, the famous food retail magnate in an effort to boost the flagging sales of her £1000000 off license chain.

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Funny story: Blair in Popstar Style Farewell

Blair in Popstar Style Farewell

David Cameron, the leader of the Tory party has been moaning about Tony Blair's handdover of power to the next clone.

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Funny story: Anti Depressants at an All Time High

Anti Depressants at an All Time High

According to medical practioners and receipts from the Chemist (Drugstore) the use of anti depressants is at its highest level since records began in 1942.

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Funny story: The Harry to be Redeployed

The Harry to be Redeployed

Prince Harry has been told that he will not go to do army stuff in Southern Iraq as it is too dangerous.

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Funny story: Queen in Space

Queen in Space

Today the Queen of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland gave a private address to the Goddard space place in Maryland USA where those disgusting biscuits come from. The Queen, docked with the international space station at about 0900 GMT.

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Funny story: Bicycles in Drug Swap Syndicate.

Bicycles in Drug Swap Syndicate.

A new phenomenon is sweeping the crime world that affects each and every person's bike. Criminals are targeting bicycles and using them to swap for drugs. Bulk drug deals are now conducted in the new Bike currency.

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