Written by Wildjesusfishkid

Wednesday, 23 May 2007

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I want Plaice

Palaeatologists are engaged in a massive fist fight over the controversial theory that some man eating dinosaurs had feathers and looked like those japanese ones in those cheesey films.

Since the unearthing of fossil skin with feathers in China in 1994, there has been an argument raging regarding its authenticity. The dinosaur hunter told us that it was unlikely the feathers are real and were probably stuck on.

" It's not the first time we have found forgeries. There have been traces of strong glue found at the dig site. Many of us beleive that its just a dead chicken covered in cement."

An expert also told us that it was impossible for dinosaurs to have eaten humans at all!

"Dinosaurs couldn't have eaten Human Beings. Most dinosaurs hate fish and all Humans taste of fish or smell very strongly of cod."

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Topics: Dinosaurs, fossil




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