A man has been charged for having a pick near the Queen. The man was arrested Friday after having a pick prior to the Queen walking about in an uninterested way in Yorkshire.
He was charged under a little known byelaw; Behaviour likely to cause vomiting of the Monarch in a public place.
A solicitor said that the penalty of sitting in the stocks on the village green for twelve hours and pelted with human excreta was a little harsh.
"He was only picking his nose. He didn't even eat it. He wiped it directly on his overalls after showing the Queen. If he had been picking his arse, I could understand"
A royal commentator said that the Queen thinks this sort of behaviour if disgusting and only picks her nose in the car or when she is in that horse drawn carriage on state occassions although a good pick is often hindered when she has to wear gloves.
Arse picking has been forbidden in the royal carriages since Henry the Eighth threw up when Cardinal Wolesy rooted out a massive one at Hampton Court.