A nine year old girl in Berlin has been arrested by Interpol and is now being questioned by British detectives regarding the cash for honours scandal which almost broke Tony Blair.
The girl called the police when her mother told her to tidy her room. The girl's two year old brother raised the alarm and the police came round. After the police laughed about the room, they received an urgent message telling them that the girl may not be as innocent as she looks.
Her younger brother is believed to have masterminded the whole thing with Tony Blair's knowledge. The girl provided the muscle and it's beleived that she may have threatened Blair with wedgies and chinese burns if he mouthed off.
The allegation has been strongly denied by the girl's mother who said that this was a complete load of crap, probably started by Gordon Brown who is a bit pissed off with Tony at the moment, but in German.