Following criticism of Last year's Celebirity Big Brother show when Shilpa Shetty was unfairly insulted by another fat woman whose name escapes me, Tv programme makers are to screen a version of the show.
It has been revealed that the new show will take place in the secure wing of a psychiatric hospital. The contestants will be uneducated and preferably be from Chav or Pikey families. Facists and those included on the sex offenders list will be encouraged to apply.
An out of work TV producer who wished to remain ficticious said,
"We are well on the way to making this new show but I have been informed that the application process hasn't gone well. We have only received entries from Tory MPs and some Bishops."
One Tv critic said that this was a waste of money. There are already cameras in the House of Commons. What more do you want!
