Civilian Winehouse Chain To Open 100th Store

Written by Wildjesusfishkid

Monday, 21 May 2007

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To be served chilled with most breakfast cereals

Amy Winehouse secretly married Blake Field-Civilian, the famous food retail magnate in an effort to boost the flagging sales of her £1000000 off license chain.

"Singing has always taken second place in Amy's eyes." Said a music industry insider. "Ever since she was able to sing, she has wanted to open her own multi million pound off license chain specialising in drink."

Amy has denied that the organisation is in trouble and she will continue to plough her royalties back in to the business.

Civilian Winehouses are about to open there 100th demo store which is set for release at the end of May to much critical acclaim.

The photos of the wedding are being sold in most major supermarkets and the proceeds will go towards the introduction of a new range of alcopops designed to be poured over cereals at breakfast instead of milk.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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