WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has finally succumbed to the relentless interrogation of Republicans. Though she never spilled the beans concerning her knowledge about the Bush Administration's use of water boarding, she has now...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move historically consistent with Republican tactics, Republicans told House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today that she either needs to confess what she knows about water boarding, or face having a confession forced out of her by one...
(Washington, D.C.) The debate between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current President Barack Obama over United States policy on detainees at Guanatanamo Bay, which has been intensifying over the last month, shows no sign of diminishing. The l...
LONDON - The Universal Olympic Steering Committee upon the recommendation of 47 member countries has decided to add waterboarding to the 2012 Summer Olympic Games to be held in London, England. Sir Eric Chippington, president of the UOSC stated th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets on about the Bush a...
The world was shocked today at the announcement that the torture method of "water boarding" would indeed become an event for the 2012 games. In what is being suggested is an administrative error, the announcement came following a number of campaig...
Great Train robber, Ronnie Biggs, is at the centre of a new controversy this morning, after prison staff at the establishment where he is completing his 30-year sentence, denied claims from local residents that he had been the recipient of Waterboard...
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is celebrating this evening in his cell, having today been confirmed by the Book of Records as the new world record holder for water-boarding. Mohammed, currently residing in Guantanamo Base, is said to be delighted that hi...
Washington AC/DC - (Whitewater (G)rafting Mess): Newly released documents by the Obama Administration show that George W Bush personally ordered the torture of a top NATO military intelligence executive who'd escaped a drive-by shooting attempt commi...
John McCain, who had been tortured while he was a prisoner of War, in Viet Nam, has long made opposition to Torture one of his signature issues. Now he has equivocated, and become a supporter of George Bush's policy of waterboarding and the torture -...
Congress today overrode President George Bush's veto of a Barack Obama bill to close two sources of major water torture of Muslim and Massachusetts constituents. In Massachusetts the Turnpike Authority's massive $14.5 billion dollar dripping high...
London - (Ass Mess): UK spooks have rejected FBI chief Robert Mueller's criticism that they are not waterboarding enough terror suspects and described secret use of a far deadlier interrogation technique to get comparable results.
Scientists have just finished experiments that tested the effectiveness of water-boarding. The results, horrible, without any trace of evidence that it even worked prior to terrorist testing as a form of interrogation.
Christians across the world during this holy season of Lent were shocked to learn that waterboarding was among the tortures used on their Lord and savior.
It became painfully obvious during the development of the upcoming Barbara Wawa's prime-time in-depth interview with President Bush, that the President had no idea that the controversial interrogation technique of "waterboarding", which...
President George Bush cited the success of the Chinese waterboarding team in Darfur to justify his support for the new sport widely regarded as torture.
The British citizenry has risen en masse to protest US worst President in history, this time for his attempt to use the terror attacks on London as justification for his use of the deplorable torture called waterboarding.
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