The world was shocked today at the announcement that the torture method of "water boarding" would indeed become an event for the 2012 games.
In what is being suggested is an administrative error, the announcement came following a number of campaigns by various sports to receive the Olympic standard.
The US team responded positively, having now gained access to confidential US documents, naming the key interrogators, who were recently assured that they would not face prosecution, by President Obama.
President Obama, went further today, assuring those named, that not only would they not be prosecuted, but they would also receive the best sports training that the US can offer in order to work towards the Gold Medal.
